WANTED BY
World Scripophily Collectors
FOR IMPERSONATING A VIABLE BUSINESS
AND CREATING SKY HIGH STOCK PRICES
THROUGH THE INTERNET
STOCK CERTIFICATES WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
FROM
DOT.COM COMPANIES
Those Dot.com stocks fell like a Stone Wall....
DESCRIPTION:
Companies thought they had a viable business based on their Excel
Spreadsheets.
They were found impersonating traditional and proven old economy
companies.
CAUTIONARY DATA:
Escape risk. Dot.com certificates pose an escaped risk
following a meltdown of
their stock prices. They are known to frequent Grateful Dead
Concerts. Just prior to and at the time of their stock's demise, many
certificates were
destroyed in disgust. Flight Risk- Some certificates were folded into airplanes
and thrown out
of skyscrapers in New York City along with their company's analyst
reports.
TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTION TO APPREHEND THESE CERTIFICATES
YOURSELF.
Do not buy from discount brokers who advertise clients that own islands. Feel
free to call Scripophily.com.
Their 24-hour number is (888) 786-2576, or go to the website BadDebt.com.
Coming Soon - Tomb of the.com TM