WANTED BY
World Scripophily Collectors
FOR IMPERSONATING A VIABLE BUSINESS
AND CREATING SKY HIGH STOCK PRICES
THROUGH THE INTERNET

STOCK CERTIFICATES WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
FROM
DOT.COM COMPANIES


Stonewall Jackson and Bob.com
Those Dot.com stocks fell like a Stone Wall....


DESCRIPTION:
Companies thought they had a viable business based on their Excel Spreadsheets.  
They were found impersonating traditional and proven old economy companies. 


CAUTIONARY DATA:
Escape risk.  Dot.com certificates pose an escaped risk following a meltdown of
their stock prices.  They are known to frequent Grateful Dead
Concerts.  Just prior to and at the time of their stock's demise, many certificates were
destroyed in disgust. Flight Risk- Some certificates were folded into airplanes and thrown out
of skyscrapers in New York City along with their company's analyst reports. 


TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTION TO APPREHEND THESE CERTIFICATES YOURSELF
Do not buy from discount brokers who advertise clients that own islands. Feel free to call Scripophily.com.
Their 24-hour number is (888) 786-2576, or go to the website BadDebt.com.

 


Coming Soon - Tomb of the.com
TM

 

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